Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 14th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.HarlemGirl in Kathie Lee & Hoda Do “Today” Without Makeup

“I am all ‘I am woman, hear me roar’ and what not…but does the au naturel movement prohibit the use of rice paper?
Those girls are greasy!”

happypants in A Convent Drug Ring Gets Busted

“God, I was really hoping it was angel dust.”

NomChompsky in 12 Sexual Fantasies That Can Go Horribly Wrong In Real Life

“Number 2 is too true.

I tried the whole road head thing and it went, predictably, terribly. I found out far too late that the PASSENGER is supposed to be the one giving head.


goldiloxx in Clitter: Sparkle Up Your Vag

“Funny! reminds me back in high school a friends grandma was going to the gyno so she spritz herself with one of her grandaughters sprays, down there. At the gyno’s he remarked as he was examining her ” ooh fancy!’ apperently it was a glitter spray. lol” in Hailey Glassman Wants To Be Cast In A Show About JAPs

“She deserves to be nominated for the Darwin Awards if she actually does die of dehydration.”

SherBear in “America’s Next Top Model” Finale: The Battle Of The Eyebrows

“I was completely on Team Krista. Raina’s personality really really really irritated me. Like how she said some people don’t like her because she is always is positive and turns negatives into positives, yea I am one of those people. Anyone that only thinks positive thoughts lives in a huge state of denial.”

SisterMoon in “America’s Next Top Model” Finale: The Battle Of The Eyebrows

“I used to love to watch this show to see how the pictures would come out and to watch the girls become models, but then it turned into a reality TV show that only shows the girls bitching at each other. And Tyra’s gone insane. I’m like you, Kate — it’s like a train wreck you just can’t look away from. But I’m proud to say, that after 13 cycles, I was able to quit cycle 14 cold turkey. It’s liberating! You should try it. :)”

Dennis Duck Dong in Freudian Slips On TV: The Top 10 Best Blunders

“Dude! Take it from a guy, home boners are not a bad thing. Definitely preferable to office boners, restaurant boners, or, the worst of all, locker room boners.”

campsite rule in The “Daria” Box Set: Why We Want, No NEED, It

“Bummer about the music. MTV should have spent less time on Spencer Brat and more time securing the rights.”

Niki in We Asked, You Answered: What You Would Do If You Were The Opposite Sex For A Day

“I’m gonna add to this: I’d fall. A lot. I’m pretty short, and like quimper4, I’m guessing I would be a much taller man – the extra height would totally throw off my center of balance!”

ElleSays in How Many Chemicals Are In Your Perfume?

“This is so timely given what I had to smell today… I offer you this excerpt of an IM…

Me: OMG [redacted]’s perfume is killing me whenever she walks by
coworker: tell her to stop walking by
Me: She went by in one direction, my eyes watered, my throat burned, my stomach turned
Me: when I heard her coming back, I held my breath
Me: hahahahaa
coworker: nice
1:07 PM
Me: I just had to hold my breath again
Me: omg she talked when she walked by
Me: so I had to reply and breathe and sound like I hadn’t just been holding my breath
coworker: lol”