Gisele Bundchen “Shows Off” Her Post-Baby Body

Gisele was photographed for Brazilian lingerie company Hope’s latest campaign just five months after giving birth to son Benjamin, showing nary a pooch or stretch mark, which she attributes to “muscle memory.” Look, her body is fly, there’s no doubt, but I dunno, I kind of take comfort in feeling my thighs touch. Makes me feel alive, secure … Gisele will never know that feeling. I sort of pity her.