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Welcome To Tila Tequila’s Darkside


She’s baaack! Tila Tequila has left the building and re-emerged as a pop star named Miss Tila. She just released her first EP, Welcome to the Darkside. And all this time, I thought she just wanted to find love. I had no idea she had her sights set on super-stardom of any kind. Everything she does just seems so genuine. Anyhow, I just finished listening to her first three singles, “Blue Dress,” “Get Me Off,” and “Walking on Thin Ice.” Let’s just say that Miss Tila seems to have discovered a new music genre that I’m going to dub “rip-off-electro-pop-porno-stalker.” Her voice is not that offensive, but the music is just about as all over the map as Tila is. These songs sound like the soundtrack to my weirdest nightmares. And the lyrics? They scare me. “I spread my legs wide open for you baby, so be a man and pump it inside me.” These poetic verses from “Get Me Off” would make Madonna in her “Truth or Dare” days blush. Sadly, I do not see pop super-stardom in Miss Tila’s future. Excuse me. I need to go take a shower now. Listen at your own risk. [AOL]

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