In case you were thinking about having kids anytime soon, this new blog S**t My Kids Ruined will make you think twice. This alternative form of birth control features the worst that can happen when little hellians go on a rampage. The path of destruction left by an angry or curious child is not always so cute. It kind of makes me want to apologize to my mom and dad. You were probably right about not going to sleep with gum in my mouth. It really does always end up in your hair. First up, this lovely little Suzy Homemaker was just doing a little light baking. Secret ingredient? Baby powder. Delish! After the jump, a few more of my favorite kiddie crime scenes. [BuzzFeed]This lil’ guy probably got an “A” on this homework assignment. Mom got a call from Child Protective Services.
This is your kid. This is your kid when you try to confiscate a cell phone from her angry, older sister and she happens to be in the way. Any questions?
Behold the human stamp pad.