This Is What Happens When Lindsay Lohan Can’t Get A Job

Thank goodness Lindsay Lohan finally scored a role as porn star Linda Lovelace, because if her new song, “I Wanna Be Bad,” is what happens when girlfriend is bored and has nothing better to do than pick up a mic, I will write her a movie myself. Hell, she can star in “Born, Raised, Wild, Engaged, F**k It: The Amelia McDonell-Parry Story” on Lifetime, so long as she puts the microphone down.