10 Celebrities Talk About Their Bodily Functions

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Gawker has officially named Jessica Simpson as the patron saint of bodily functions, detailing her decline from “The Hot One” to “The Gross One.” This seems like a fair assessment, considering that Jessica once said, “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.” She has always been a bit of a loud mouth, and perhaps, unfortunately, has now joined a long line of celebrity over-sharers. [Gawker]

Of course, Miss Simpson is hardly alone in discussing such things. Here are nine other celebs who are happy to chat about their bodily functions with anyone who’ll listen.

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