Japanese Women Have Better Hair Than You

Sure, sure, you western women think you’re so sophisticated when it comes to hairstyles, with your pin curls, your up-dos, and your braids. Forget it, sweetheart. Your hair ain’t got nothing on the hair of these Japanese women. Headlight? Check. Clothing line? Check. Electrical cord? Obvi. Library? Yes. Crown of Crocs. Duh! Bicycle? Why not! I guess I would be more impressed if one of them had a Smart Car beehive, but these’ll do. [Weekly Teinou]