Man Marries Cat

Uwe Mitzscherlich, a 39-year-old postman who lives in Germany, has married his cat, whose name is Cecilia and is 15 years old. This is probably the weirdest marriage I’ve heard of since the guy married the pillow. Or the woman married the Eiffel Tower. Apparently, if it exists, people will marry it. According to the BBC, the asthmatic cat is dying, and Mitzscherlich wanted to tie the knot before she kicked the bucket. “Cecilia is such a trusting creature,” Mitzscherlich said, giving me the willies. “We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed.” I really don’t want to hear about their honeymoon night, frankly. [Boing Boing]