Behold, The Ben “Rapelisberger” Tee Shirt

Brilliant: somebody’s made “Rapelisberger” T-shirts — that would be Ben Roethlisberger, the Pittsburgh Steelers QB who has been accused of sexual assault twice in the past year — with his number “7″ and the phrase “no means no” on the front. The NFL may have only suspended Roethlisberger from six games and ordered him to attend “comprehensive behavioral counseling,” but something tells me a nickname like “Rapelisberger” sticks for life. [Rapelisberger.com]