White House Correspondents Dinner: The Matching Game

At Saturday night’s White House Correspondents Dinner, we were super surprised at some of the famous faces who turned up in the audience. So what did they have to say about the evening? After the jump, let’s play a little guessing game. Match the star above to their quote below. I’ll post the answers in the comments section in an hour. First person to get them all right gets … a high five?

  1. “I really do [want to be Michelle Obama]. She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man. Everything she does she exudes confidence. I’m really just here to celebrate her.”

  2. “It’s sort of like Oscar night. It’s great to mingle with America’s real intellectual heavyweights. I saw the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Jessica Simpson, Ryan Seacrest—I can’t wait to talk politics.”

  3. “I can’t believe I met the President.”

  4. “You might want to shake [my hand] before I go to the bathroom.”

  5. “It seemed odd that I would get invited. I’m two bad movies away from never getting invited again. So I wanted to take advantage of it while it was offered.”

  6. “Look at [Justin Bieber]: He’s got more secret service than Obama.”

  7. “I’ve never felt such energy at an event. I cannot believe I’m sitting at the same table with the Attorney General. It’s rather mind-boggling.”

  8. “[Obama’s] timing was impeccable.”

  9. “I was told that locals and press people would bother me. Super fun. It’s almost like being at a wedding.”

[Washington Post, People, NY Daily News]