Remote Control: What You’ll Want To Watch The Week Of May 3rd 2010

Oh, television, you are a good companion. Thank you for always providing a good time and never talking back. After the jump, some shows to look forward to this week, from the premiere of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” to soon-to-be-classic episodes of “Glee,” “SNL,” and “Lost.”

The Show: “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Set Your DVR For: Tonight, 10 p.m. (EST), Bravo
The Jersey girls are back. And what a shock! Ninety-five percent of the drama revolves around everyone hating Danielle. Luckily, in this episode she goes to see a priest for a confession. Interesting.

The Show: “The Price of Beauty”
Set Your DVR For: Tonight, 10 p.m. (EST), VH1
After traveling across the globe, Jessica Simpson and company bring things back home, to talk to women in Los Angeles about their concepts of beauty.

The Show: “Glee”
Set Your DVR For: Tuesday, 9 p.m. (EST), Fox
Three words for why you should watch tonight: Olivia. Newton. John.

The Show: “Lost”
Set Your DVR For: Tuesday, 9 p.m. (EST), ABC
There’s only three more episodes left before the finale of “Lost,” so every one from now on in will be a must-see. The next episode appears to be a Jack one. Is he finally trusting the island?

The Show: “Saturday Night Live”
Set Your DVR For: Saturday, 11:30 p.m. (EST), NBC
At long last, it’s the Betty White episode of “SNL.” Just in time for Mother’s Day.