- Steve Carell is quitting “The Office” after next season. Wave goodbye to your show because he is the best thing about it. [Starpulse]
- Patrick Dempsey in not leaving “Grey’s Anatomy.” [Crushable]
- Jessica Alba almost caused a fire heating up fish sticks in her hotel room. Girl, microwave! That’s what I do. [NY Post]
- Tiger Woods allegedly admitted to cheating with 120 women, but Elin Nordegren is pissed he left the teen neighbor off the list. [NY Daily News]
- The price for a foot in the door at Vogue and the opportunity to meet Anna Wintour is $42,500. You know, because wealthy kids need one more opportunity handed to them. [Gawker]
- Don’t call this woman fat because she’ll bite off your ear. [Jezebel]


