Quotable: Jessica Simpson Continues To Defend Her Breath

“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. But, I don’t brush them every day. I’ll use a shirt or something. I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath. It’s really weird, but I have great breath.”

Jessica Simpson discusses her dental hygiene habits with Ellen DeGeneres in an episode that airs today. Listen, Jess, I haven’t smelled your breath, but you employ people whose sole purpose is to boost your ego and tell you what you want to hear. What did Ellen have to say? I’ll guess we’ll have to watch to find out. [ONTD]