A Mustache Ride We Don’t Wanna Get On

By: Simcha / April 28, 2010

I would really like to hire this guy to play an April Fool’s joke on my dad. Can you imagine the look on his face if he saw this dude — who’s got a tattoo advertising his cunnilingus skills above his lip — out with his daughter. Ha! On second thought, my dad has a gun permit … this is a joke best played on the interwebs. [WOW Report via Philthy’s Diversions]