Forget Breast Expansion. Say Hello To Butt Expansion.
Remember how a little while back I wrote about breast expansion videos? Apparently, some men have this thing where they really dig watching videos in which the woman’s boobs get really big. Go figure! Men are wacky. Well, it turns out there’s another parallel thing called butt expansion videos. I mean, do I really need to explain what they are? After the jump, watch the term “booty poppin'” get redefined. It may put your eye out.
This is officially the weirdest video I’ve ever seen in my life.
I need a bionic butt, stat. I will not abuse its privileges. OK, I will.
Correction: This is officially the weirdest video I’ve ever seen. PERIOD.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer gets the butt expansion treatment! I gotta go wash my brain out with Clorox.
What do you say about a video like this? What is going on here? 120″ hips, it says. Boggles.
I feel like this one would be better with sound effects, but, hey, that’s just me.