What’s Next For Levi Johnston?

He’s posed for Playgirl. He’s hawked pistachio nuts. He dictated an article to Vanity Fair. He ripped up the red carpet with Kathy Griffin. What’s next for the nation’s sexiest teen-dad-out-of-wedlock? Levi Johnston sat down with New York magazine over a plate of fried calamari at a pub in Anchorage and explained he’s pitching a reality show “kind of like the Kardashian show.” If the thought alone sounds horrifying, wait until you get a load of the details…

“It’s everything. Like one day I’ll be hunting, next day I’ll be, ‘Hey, I gotta fly to California tonight,’ so I’ll hop on a flight. Go to a party, maybe meet a chick, bring her back to Alaska and take her fishing and see if she can hang. If not, kick her out. Then go hang out with my son, or go to the track and race my dirt bike. Next week, up in the mountains sheep hunting. Or jumping out of airplanes. I don’t know. It’s not looking at glaciers and going to Bristol Bay.”

Wow: sheep hunting, partying, racing a dirt bike. Sounds utterly fascinating. (Just curious, at some point in the show he’ll actually take care of that child he fathered, right?)

Maybe later. Levi is also very busy working on a so-called “memoir” — which kinda sounds to me more like a hit piece on his baby’s grandma.

“I know everything there is to know about [Sarah Palin]. She’s so fake. But she’s so good at it, too. She’s amazing at it. If I didn’t know it, I wouldn’t know the difference. She’s gifted. She could do movies because she’s so gifted.”

You beat that dead horse, Levi Johnston. And stay klassy! [New York]