The Many Rebounds Of Josh Hartnett
You’d think that a rich and famous stone fox like Josh Hartnett wouldn’t need a dating strategy. But apparently he’s the rebound king. Josh likes to find hot, famous girls who’ve just broken up with someone and then swoops in for the kill. Questionable … yes. But I wouldn’t be mad if Josh Harnett rolled up on his motorcycle and helped nurse my wounded heart back to health. I guess that’s how Abbie Cornish feels. The two have supposedly been hot and heavy for the last month. Ryan Phillippe who? [Celebitchy]
After the jump, some more of Josh Harnett’s rebound scores.
- Just moments after Mary-Kate Olsen split from BF Nate Lowman, Josh Hartnett was lurking at a BAFTA after party ready and willing to make out with her in a dark hallway. [The Fab Life]
- When Sienna Miller realized she couldn’t have Balthazar Getty, Josh Hartnett crossed the pond to apply for the job of part-time snogger. [Celebitchy]
- It wasn’t long after Mischa Barton split from Taylor Locke that she was spotted writhing for Josh Hartnett on the Bungalow 8 dance floor. That dance move is called “the rebound.” [Celebrifi]
- Josh Hartnett is like a love pirate. When Penelope Cruz and Orlando Bloom called off their rumored fling, Josh Hartnett walked the plank to rescue her from a dry spell. [Fametastic]
- When Josh Hartnett was on the rebound from ScarJo and Gisele Bundchen was on the rebound from Kelly Slater, the two consoled each other by sucking face. Mutual rebound make-out session. Hawt. [Celebitchy]
So what do you think? Have you ever gotten someone on the rebound? How did it go?