“Pretty Wild,” Pretty Stupid: Alexis Neiers Talks To “Vanity Fair”

I don’t know about you, but the first time I ever heard about Alexis Neiers and “the bling ring” (a group of L.A. teenagers who’ve been accused of breaking into celebrities’ homes and stealing their clothes) was in a pretty condemning Vanity Fair magazine article. This week on “Pretty Wild,” we got to see the interview from Alexis’ point of view and — you guessed it — there were tears involved.Alexis told Vanity Fair she loves “shoes and handbags” like Christian Louboutin, Miu Miu, and YSL. And you just know that the Vanity Fair reporter was hoping Alexis would be, like, “I just loooove that Miu Miu purse that I jacked from Megan Fox’s house!”

Then Alexis got spiritual: “At the end of the day we are so wholesome and down-to-earth. Of course living this lifestyle is incredible: hanging out with celebrities, going out to clubs and sitting in VIP … that’s all fun, but there’s been rocky, rocky tough times.” And then she starts crying and hugs the reporter.

Damn, this girl is annoying! [E! Online]