Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 23rd 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.EmiBLove in Shocker: Style Biting Prevalent In Pop Stardom

“Hmm … well this would be a case where lip synching would have been a very good idea.”

sailorbev in Girl Talk: Bigger Is Definitely Not Better

“big boobs don’t hurt. big penises do.”

Anniushka in Quick Pic: Nipples For Sale

“Perfect for people who want their nipple to look like it has a nipple of its own. Or possibly people who were born without nipples and want to commiserate with their friends over their embarrassing perma-highbeam problem.

Next on the market… beauty boners!”

Little Lamb in Quick Pic: The “Jersey Shore” Girls Hit The Beach Not The Clubs

“I actually think I see less of their breasts in a bathing suit than in their regular attire.”

PostcardsFromFarAway in Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

“Wait … so us big breasted women can’t have ‘elegant, feline sexiness’? ‘Tipping over under the weight of great ol’ mammaries’? Well, gosh. I’m sorry my huge mammaries make me into a bumbling oxen in comparison to your cat-like frame.

My points:
1) Hepburn, Birkin, Twiggy, and Harlow’s breast size didn’t make them icons. Their talent, style, and classiness did.
2) Small boobs and big boobs are sexy. Boobs in general are sexy.
3) Do I personally think Heidi looks ridiculous? Yes. But still …
4) …I’m sure that there are plenty of women out there who have felt more confident after having a breast augmentation. Do what’s right for you.

I think her intentions we’re good, but she phrased it rather poorly.”

retro chic in Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

“Well, Paulina is European using an elitist European reference on a broad American audience. So, I guess that makes her the headrest to Heidi’s pool float.”

_jsw_ in Quotable: Christina Aguilera Is “More Sexual” As A Mother

“I just hope Max grows up realizing ‘MILF’ is a phrase that does not apply to relatives.”

ZoosChef in The 10 Craziest Examples Of Celeb Lady TMI

“I have new moms as Facebook friends. This is nothing.”

mel_b in The Victim In Heather Locklear’s Hit-And-Run: A Speed Limit Sign

“I’m so relieved the street sign has been replaced, that is a load off of my mind, I have to tell you! ;-)”

TheOtherMe in Mind Of Man: Dudes Don’t Gossip. End of Story.

“I am ALWAYS tempted to read your last line first but I refrain & am always rewarded by it, thanks for not letting us down…Great article !

PS My friends husbands always gossip more than my friends!”

Shosanna in Who Should Be The New Master Of The Universe?

“Best. Frisky. Day. Ever! First the ‘guns’ slideshow, then Hot Guys in Manties, and now Heman. It’s like you’re prepping our hormones for Friday night.”

Thank you for all your comments!