Freak Out: Foot Undies Are A Real Thing

We never wanted to live in a world where someone would approve the production of a product called “Thongz FootUndeez.” And yet here we are surrounded by — we kid you not — underwear for our feet. I know what you’re thinking: “Wait, isn’t that sort of what socks are?” Nay, fair friends, apparently socks weren’t erotic enough for Capezio, makers of mini underwear-shaped things intended to be worn on the toe/foot area. Why is this happening? Can you imagine a situation in which that’s something you’d actually want? A simple, nude contraption for dancers makes some amount of sense, but who decided that a purple leopard toe thong option needed to be brought into the world? This makes us really, really sad. [Paper Mag]