Did Kate Gosselin really get the boot from “Dancing With The Stars” last night? Whine, whine, whimper. I know, I know—she’s genuinely one of the worst dancers the show has ever seen. I am aware that I’m probably going to hell for saying this but I want—no need—her to stay on the show. Why? Because she is my reason for watching. Because miraculously she seems to keep getting worse every week. And because she makes me belly laugh, darnit. I’ve watched the show in past seasons and there have been some embarrassingly bad dancers. (Hi, Heather Mills and Steve-O.) But somehow none were as ridiculous as Kate. Case in point, this week’s fox trot debacle. I won’t be forgetting about it anytime soon. It was the comedy highlight of my week. I know I’m pathetic for admitting that, but it’s the truth. In fact, I don’t even know if I’m interested in watching the show anymore this season. Seeing Kate do her stupid dance moves week after week reminded me that my life is not that bad. Things could be much worse. I could be divorced with eight kids, no job prospects, a bad weave, no rhythm and the whole world could be watching as I bomb on the dance floor week after week. Can’t we give Kate another chance to cut a rug? She just wants to dance. And we just want to watch.