Cover Your Crack In Style!

Got a closet full of super low-rise jeans that you can’t wear without your unsightly butt crack showing? Now there’s no need to throw them out in favor of a less skanky style, thanks to Kimberlily’s Backtacular Shields! These decorative patches (only $14.99!) cover up your coin slot, drawing attention to your sexy backside, while keeping the view klassy. “Hindsight is more than 20/20″ (whatever that means), so let your low-rise jeans hang even lower. [I-Am-Bored.com]