“They’re better on his desk than on my chest.”
–Sharon Osbourne confirms rumors that she is going to have her breast implants removed and turned into paperweights for husband Ozzy on “Today”
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.