Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are being very elusive about their recent split. It seemed kind of out of the blue to all of us, even though Mel is clearly a weirdo. So, of course, we are mildly curious. In a recent press conference, Oksana said,”I can tell you that we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon.” Doesn’t she know that’s like telling someone, “I have a secret but I can’t tell you.” It only adds fuel to the fire. It sounds so juicy that now we are dying to know what happened. After the jump, our hypotheses about the breakup. [PopEater]
- Mel left Oksana for the beaver.
- Oksana got sick of the Jesus and Mary Magdalene role-playing in the bedroom.
- Mel found out that Oksana had some Jewish heritage.
- Mel’s ex-wife and his octo-army of kids staged a coup of his new home. They demanded that Mel surrender.
- Mel’s back on the booze.
- Motherhood changed Oksana. She no longer wanted a relationship with a dirty, old, fundamentalist bigot.
- Kilt-wearing does not a happy marriage make.
- Mel decided to try out sex addiction since it’s hot for celebrity men right now.
- Mel’s bestie, Joaquin Phoenix, convinced him to leave his life behind and start a rap career.
- Mel’s too broke from his billion dollar divorce to be in a relationship. Plain and simple.
