10 Reasons Why Mel Gibson And Oksana Grigorieva Might Have Split

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are being very elusive about their recent split. It seemed kind of out of the blue to all of us, even though Mel is clearly a weirdo. So, of course, we are mildly curious. In a recent press conference, Oksana said,”I can tell you that we have split up, suddenly and recently. Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon.” Doesn’t she know that’s like telling someone, “I have a secret but I can’t tell you.” It only adds fuel to the fire. It sounds so juicy that now we are dying to know what happened. After the jump, our hypotheses about the breakup. [PopEater]

  1. Mel left Oksana for the beaver.
  2. Oksana got sick of the Jesus and Mary Magdalene role-playing in the bedroom.
  3. Mel found out that Oksana had some Jewish heritage.
  4. Mel’s ex-wife and his octo-army of kids staged a coup of his new home. They demanded that Mel surrender.
  5. Mel’s back on the booze.
  6. Motherhood changed Oksana. She no longer wanted a relationship with a dirty, old, fundamentalist bigot.
  7. Kilt-wearing does not a happy marriage make.
  8. Mel decided to try out sex addiction since it’s hot for celebrity men right now.
  9. Mel’s bestie, Joaquin Phoenix, convinced him to leave his life behind and start a rap career.
  10. Mel’s too broke from his billion dollar divorce to be in a relationship. Plain and simple.