I am a proud, card-carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and I’m not ashamed to gloat about all of the wonderful privileges that my meager boobies have afforded me. I can run without bounce, I can go braless if I’m feeling lazy, my upper region always stays cool in the summertime, and I can give hugs freely without smushing the girls. Compete with that, Heidi Montag! In an industry where so many women have augmentations, I’m glad there are still so many female celebrities who are representin’ the committee with some tiny ta-tas. After the jump, some proud celebrity members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Flat is the new black as far as I’m concerned.
