If you’re twiddling your thumbs in L.A. today, have we got the plans for you! Kathy Griffin is getting a poolside Pap smear at the Palomar Hotel for her show, “My Life on the D-List.” Yes, a Pap smear. The comedienne says she hopes to raise awareness about cervical cancer. But let’s get real: if the media’s been invited to watch her her OB-GYN go spelunking outdoors at a hotel pool, Kathy Griffin really hopes to raise awareness about Kathy Griffin. But, hey, it’s a noble enough goal.