Stop the presses, you guys!! In the wake of her umpteenth breakup with off-again boyfriend Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has lost five whole pounds! Life&Style is calling this her “revenge body” and she’s told our friends, gossip site PopEater, about her monumental weight loss, saying: “I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It’s amazing how much better I feel and I was really proud of myself for just sticking to my diet.” Uh, what? First off, when was Kim Kardashian ever shy about showing off her body?! Second of all, five pounds! That’s breakup weight loss! That’s “I skipped lunch today” weight loss. Hell, that’s a-powerful-laxative-at-work weight loss. It’s certainly not revenge weight loss. Mind boggled. [via PopEater]
