Hugh Hefner: The New Poster Boy For Monogamy?
I never thought the day would come when Hugh Hefner would become the face of fidelity and sexual morality; but, alas, pigs have flown. At 84 years old, Hef has finally decided to settle down with one woman. Yes, folks, he’s given up his harem of bimbettes for girlfriend Crystal Harris. Sure, she’s bleached-blond and 23, but who am I to judge? He’s calling her “the real deal” and his “true love.” And now that Hef is a man in love, he has a word or two for all these youngin’ sex addicts in the news. His sage advice to master-sexters Tiger and Jesse? “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat,” he said. “I am very open about what I do. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.” Amen, Hefie. I never thought I’d say this, but I agree 100 percent. I think we need to make over our ideas about monogamy in our culture. Monogamy may not be for everyone, but honesty is. I hereby nominate Hef as the new (old) sexual moral compass. Yes, it’s a cold day in hell. [Celebitchy]