“Half of my women want a shoe to make them look a little tarty and the other half are big tarts who want a shoe that looks classy.”
— Shoe designer Christian Louboutin, who might need a better publicist [Vanity Fair]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.