This weekend I made the mistake of going to see “Last Song,” the Miley Cyrus movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Let’s just say it made “Dear John,” that other movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel that came out, like, a month ago (which I also saw) seem Oscar-worthy. Instead, I should have seen “Clash of the Titans,” starring infinitely bang-able Sam Worthington. I am pretty sure that movie sucks too, but two hours and 15 minutes with him has got to me more pleasurable than the suffering imposed by Miley’s lower lip. [Hollywood, 4/12/10]
