Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 9th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.Riley in Kal Penn Done With The White House, Going Back To White Castle

“Have to be a much more talented actor to survive in the career of a politico?”

ZoosChef in Quickies: Holly Madison Has Adventure With Benji Madden & Tiger Woods’ Teacher Seeks Apology

“The discomfort of having a man’s d*ckhead lodged in between your tonsils. I’ve tried a similar product. Minty, tasty, little tingly, but no vastly impressive results. Save yourself nine bucks and buy a Cremesicle to practice on instead.”

cattgirl813 in Kiely Williams Thinks Blacking Out And Having Sex Is “Spectacular”

“Exactly what does the Disney Industrial Complex do to their girls? Think about it. Most of the girls who’ve run through their program of indoctrination have had some sort of meltdown. Come to think of it, several of the guys have skeeved out at some point too. Maybe it’s time for a just say no to Mickey campaign to keep our kids sane.”

AnitaBath in The Dog In The Bathtub? 10 Crazy Sex Moves

“I think they’re reject yoga names, but that’s just a personal theory.”

ohhfoggylullaby in 22 Women’s Shirts That Won’t Get You Lucky

“I went to high school with a girl who had an ‘Admit it, you’d go to jail for this’ shirt….she also, once 18, got a tattoo of a pink bottle shaped like a jack daniels bottle that said ‘boozin’ on it. Last I heard, she’s a day-shift stripper now. True story.”

Jenn27549 in Want To Be Famous? For Some Women, Selling Sex Is Their Golden Ticket

“Yes, they may still be prostitutes. But if I had known about this option when I was younger and single, I can’t say it wouldn’t have been appealing. For $10 million? Yeah, I’d go for it.”

TudorPrincess in Want To Be Famous? For Some Women, Selling Sex Is Their Golden Ticket

“There’s famous, and then there’s infamous. I’d say these women fit into the latter category.”

crazymary in Quick Pic: Russell Brand Will Wear A Gown At His Wedding

“Uh… Holy sh*t. I got married in 1993 and I swear that is my gown. Wow. Now I can finally prove to my 15 year old daughter that I wasn’t a complete nerd. Clearly I was ahead of my time. Lol.”

Thank you for commentin’!