In A New Commerical, The Crocs Croslite Molests Lady Feet
You remember the other day I posted an ad featuring the Crocs Croslite, a freaky Crocs-monster that gets all intimate with women’s feet? Well, last night, I was laying about watching TV and thinking about something else, when I noticed what I was half-watching was a commercial featuring the Croslite itself. I realized that right as I was watching two Croslites totally get their freak on with this woman’s feet. And she was acting like she liked it. I am pretty sure I’m going to have Croslite nightmares for the rest of my life.