Lindsay Lohan’s New Step-Mom: Kate Major?

Once in a blue moon, in the world of tabloid romances, there is a coupling so vile that it actually knocks the wind out of us. This is certainly one of them. Michael Lohan has announced that he is engaged … to Kate Major. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan, known for his stints in prison and his penchant for airing his daughter’s dirty laundry on the internet for publicity. She is the Star magazine reporter who lost her job after doing the horizontal polka with Jon Gosselin. He is 50. She is 27. He says tomato, she says tomaaato. Kate apparently brought Michael to meet his father over the weekend. “I’m very traditional,” she said. “Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing.” Uh, is her pops crazy?

“I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be,” continued Kate. “I’ve already talked to some of the bridesmaids, and [the wedding] will probably be in New York, probably at the end of this year.” All I can say is, will someone grow this girl some taste in men? [People]