How To Blow $5,000+ Fast

Remember that worn-out, ripped-up, head-scratch-inducing $1,625 Balmain t-shirt we spied last week? That baby was kind of a deal compared to this Christophe Decarnin beat-up army shirt now on sale at Colette for $5,057.23. Get outta my way, ladies, it’s mine, all mine! [Daily Front Row]