Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 2nd 2010
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.Riley in Star Couplings: Could Jesse James Have A Fourth Mistress?
“Tiger Woods is so happy Jesse James decided to have sex with some women too. Now he can stop pretending to be a sex addict and get back to playing golf. He gets a brief reprieve from the media harpies.”
“I would be inclined to say Tiger wishes everyone would stop reinvigorating his story by making comparisons to Jesse James.”
“If you travel with kids, and they are talking or just, you know, being kids without big scandal, don’t panic and shout “Shut up! There are people sleeping!!”
I was sleeping until you started to scream, actually. The kid was no problem.”
“But if she doesn’t wear clear shoes, her feet won’t get tan. Duh.”
“You’ve met your match English carpenters! I happen to enjoy having sex near fresh stumps and environmental genocide. Take that.”
“Every time I see ripped jeans, I think of this one client of mine…
I represented her pro bono. I speak some Spanish, but not perfectly so we had an interpreter. I was preparing her to testify so I asked, “What do you do for a living?” She replied, “Rompo pantalones.” Both myself and the interpreter were like, “Huh? You break pants??” After a long discussion with the interpreter, most of which I didn’t understand, the interpreter started busting up laughing and said, “She rips jeans. She is a jean ripper.”
I think that has got to possibly be the most pointless job on the planet!! I always think of that every time I see ripped jeans: they make the jeans and pay someone to destroy them! It just makes no sense.”
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