Last night I watched my very first full episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” For the most part, I was bored. Pamela Anderson was shockingly awesome — I knew the bitch could run in slow-mo, but who knew she could dance?!; I cringed the minute Jake Pavelka took the stage with his poor man’s Tom Cruise grin; and I felt sort of sad that Buzz Aldrin wasn’t, well, any good. But the best moment of the night occurred during footage of Kate Gosselin’s rehearsals with her partner, Tony Dovolani. The two got in a tiff because Kate was being a bossy beyatch, treating her dance instructor as if he was one of her kids, and he wouldn’t stand for it, storming off until she shut her pie hole. It was basically awesome, especially as Kate made vague comments about another man leaving her. (Oh wah, Kate, you don’t want Jon’s Ed Hardy-branded ass anyway.) Kate and Tony made up in the end and Kate crowed about neither of them being quitters after dancing a mediocre jive. Whatever. If these two keep bickering, I’ll keep watching. [YouTube]
Another Man Puts Kate Gosselin In A Corner
Last night I watched my very first full episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” For the most part, I was bored. Pamela Anderson was shockingly awesome — I knew the bitch could run in slow-mo, but who knew she could dance?!; I cringed the minute Jake Pavelka took the stage with his poor man’s Tom Cruise grin; and I felt sort of sad that Buzz Aldrin wasn’t, well, any good. But the best moment of the night occurred during footage of Kate Gosselin’s rehearsals with her partner, Tony Dovolani. The two got in a tiff because Kate was being a bossy beyatch, treating her dance instructor as if he was one of her kids, and he wouldn’t stand for it, storming off until she shut her pie hole. It was basically awesome, especially as Kate made vague comments about another man leaving her. (Oh wah, Kate, you don’t want Jon’s Ed Hardy-branded ass anyway.) Kate and Tony made up in the end and Kate crowed about neither of them being quitters after dancing a mediocre jive. Whatever. If these two keep bickering, I’ll keep watching. [YouTube]
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