Snooki Attacks Innocent Bystanders With Spray Tanner

File this under terrifying things that can happen to you in NYC. Word on the traumatized streets is that “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently filmed a commercial for Sunlove spray tanner. While that is scary enough, the shoot involved people in the highly trafficked area of Union Square getting “snooked.” Snooki explains, via Twitter (of course): “On the streets in the city randomly spray-tanning people’s faces.” Sadly, no photos of this torture seem to exist, but those of us on the East Coast are quaking in our rain boots. And should they take this show on the road? Be afraid, be very, very afraid. [Gatecrasher]