Reach Out & Touch (A Porn Star) In 3-D

The future of pornography is here, and it’s more graphic than ever before. Blame (or thank, depending on how you feel about the genre), the success of Hollywood mega hits like “Avatar” and “Alice In Wonderland” for what some predict will take porn to the next level, literally. French director Tom Sridix has been working on the release (ha) of the full-length, 3-D, dirty film “Shortcuts 3-D” for over a year, but wanted to wait until James Cameron caused the current mania in order to fully capitalize on the moment. He’s glad he did and is convinced that 3-D makes for the ultimate erotic film experience: “… you feel like you can reach out and touch her.”Certainly, the implications couldn’t be more obvious, but it’s neither simple nor cheap to make a 3-D film, and should the style become the norm, we’d see a limit on the seemingly never-ending stream of handheld amateur work that has pervaded the industry. Also, porn is a dish best served in the privacy of one’s home, and how many people will shell out for expensive 3-D televisions? Then again, a three-dimensional porn revolution could persuade horny Americans to do just that. According to Eric Pape at The Daily Beast, “A generation ago, the porn industry tipped the balance in favor of VHS video, undercutting Betamax tapes, and Hollywood soon followed suit.”

There’s just one problem that many a sad sack who sat all the way through James Cameron’s epic complained of: the 3-D-induced headache. Aren’t enough people complaining of those in the bedroom as it is? [The Daily Beast]

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