“I gave a commencement speech at a girls’ high school once, and I said, ‘If you find yourself two years from now at spring break, don’t lift your shirt up. And if you you do, have your own camera. The foolishness is that there’s some disgusting middleman. They’re your boobs. At least have the sense to film it yourself and get the money from it.’ That’s what baffles me about ‘Girls Gone Wild.’ We could sell this ourselves! Talk about giving away the store. First of all, don’t do it. But if you’re going to do it, keep your hands on the money, for God’s sake.”
