Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of March 19th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.Chicka Chicka Boom Boom in Quotable: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Says Something Sensible, For Once

“This pic almost looks like she is about to cross over into a furry type fetish.”

Timeguy55 in Quick Pic: I Want Jennifer Aniston’s Jacket

“alright you two take the clothes ill take the lovely lady lol. wow how desperate do i sound!?”

Sydesho in World’s Fattest Mother Wants To Become World’s Fattest Woman

“Poor college student whose loan company went under a year ago, seeking admirers who will pay to watch me eat ramen and drink lots of tap water!”

thesinglest in Crocs We Can Actually See Ourselves Wearing

“i can’t believe this article came up today! i too am (was) a very aggressive anti-crocs person. but i bought a pair today online. it took me 3 days to finally do it, but it needed to be done. i’m going travelling in may and i can’t lie people, nothing – and i mean nothing is more comfortable than crocs when you’re walking for 9 to 12 hours a day. i borrowed a pair of my friends when i got crazy bad blisters when we were in paris and i swore then and there that i wouldn’t travel again without buying a pair. so judge me all you want world!”

*sam* in Man Resists Arrest … Using His Junk As A Weapon

“haha this is great. It reminds of this one time back in my heavy drinking days, the cops got called to the house (again—we had really un-fun neighbors) and one of my roommates buddies opened the the door in a towel (he had just gotten out of the pool). It was really dark (no porch light) and so he honestly thought someone had just rang the doorbell and left, so he dropped the towel. Lo and behold, that’s when the officers turned on their flashlights. I think that they were so shocked to see the guy standing there in the buff, that they were just like, “uh yeah, hi. Try to keep it down. I know it’s only 9:30, but the neighbors are already calling. Thanks, bye.”

It was so classic that every time we were drinking after that, we tried to get him to answer the door naked, but he wouldn’t.”

danny braciole in Quotable: Karl Lagerfeld Has Nothing But Respect For Porn Stars

“I think the most lucid point in this ramble is his acknowledgement that he lives on an ‘other world’ than the rest of us peasants.”

delfyn15 in Quotable: Gabourey Is Scared Of Snooki

“I share this same fear, in addition to a fear of identical twins, triplets and ghost children. Small people have access to vital parts, like kneecaps and ankles. Once they get ahold of them it’s over … “

Naneenya in Rielle Hunter “Repulsed” By Her GQ Photos

“‘Crap. I need to do something else to get myself in the news. I haven’t received a Google Alert for my name in weeks!!'”

Caysek in Quick Pic: Eva Longoria Parker Is The Leader Of The Pack

“I am guessing paparazzi decoys. When the flashes start, they all scatter.”