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Foo Foo, Cabbage Patch, Francesca: 16 Weird Names Ladies Call Their Vaginas

If Kotex isn’t allowed to say “vagina” or even “down there” in their tampon commercials, they should check out LoveYourVagina.com, a veritable thesaurus of ladyparts synonyms. LoveYourVagina.com is asking ladies to “tell us what you lovingly call yours …” and graphing the answers in a massive tag cloud. Eve Ensler would be so proud! Or she might cry. I can’t really tell.

After the jump, let’s take a look at16 straight-up weird names we girls call our vag.See-you-next-Tuesday, vajayay and coochie are the most popular names. But there’s also:

  1. Lady Garden
  2. Lady Gaga
  3. Foo Foo
  4. Cabbage Patch
  5. The Batcave
  6. Chamber of Secrets
  7. Buffy
  8. Woohoo
  9. Honey Pot
  10. Foof
  11. Mimsy
  12. Hotbox
  13. Wizard’s Sleeve
  14. Front Bottom
  15. Bubblegum
  16. Muffin

There’s a lot more but I hope they are jokes, or else that woman who calls her vagina “James Blunt” really needs some therapy.

Is it odd that I haven’t named my vagina? It’s just … my vagina. [Love Your Vagina]

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