Foo Foo, Cabbage Patch, Francesca: 16 Weird Names Ladies Call Their Vaginas
If Kotex isn’t allowed to say “vagina” or even “down there” in their tampon commercials, they should check out LoveYourVagina.com, a veritable thesaurus of ladyparts synonyms. LoveYourVagina.com is asking ladies to “tell us what you lovingly call yours …” and graphing the answers in a massive tag cloud. Eve Ensler would be so proud! Or she might cry. I can’t really tell.
After the jump, let’s take a look at16 straight-up weird names we girls call our vag. See-you-next-Tuesday, vajayay and coochie are the most popular names. But there’s also:
- Lady Garden
- Lady Gaga
- Foo Foo
- Cabbage Patch
- The Batcave
- Chamber of Secrets
- Honey Pot
- Wizard’s Sleeve
- Front Bottom
There’s a lot more but I hope they are jokes, or else that woman who calls her vagina “James Blunt” really needs some therapy.
Is it odd that I haven’t named my vagina? It’s just … my vagina. [Love Your Vagina]