If you were, say, Jesse James and had the good fortune to land a wife like Sandra Bullock, you’d probably never look at another woman for as long as you lived, right? Well, that appears not to be the case. So who is this woman, Michelle McGee, who says she allegedly had an 11-month affair with Jesse? Radar has been researching her extensively, and has put up multiple posts in the past 20 hours about her. After the jump, the highlights. But to whet your appetite: she’s an Amish stripper.
- Yes, you heard that right. She says, “I grew up Amish but left the church when I was 16—I never looked back. I moved to LA and got tattooed,” she says. Her favorite tat, on her forehead, reads, “Pray for us sinners because we are all sinners.” Creepy. [Radar]
- Michelle entered the Miss Ink Contest in Las Vegas this year. Check out the video she made for it above. Heck, even this girl’s armpits are inked, with roses and switchblades, natch.
- She’s a mother of two. How did two pregnancies not mess up all her stomach tattoos? [Radar]
- And she is also a stripper. She’s worked in at least three clubs in San Diego over the past few years, under the name Michelle Bombshell. She’s currently dancing under the alias “Avrey” at Pure Platinum Kearny Mesa Club. [Radar]
- She’s also posted racy photos of herself online, at the site SocalGlamourGirls.com. She told her boss all about Jesse James. Her boss says, “She told me that Jesse’s marriage to Sandra Bullock was for publicity, and that’s why he did Donald Trump’s show, ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ He never called on Sandra for money or influence because their marriage was a sham she said.” [Radar]
- On her Social Glamour Girls profile, she wrote: “With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier. Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugar daddy to teach me and be my sexy mentor. If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit. I’m working on my Masters Degree in Bio-chemistry in the Cal State system and already have my BS in biology. I finished two years of medical school – they didn’t like my forehead tat so much! Now, I especially love to have affairs with doctors. Their medical talk makes me hot!”
- According to this profile, she grew up in Montreal and lived in the South of France recently. Apparently, she speaks French. She also studied ballet? In her profile, she says, “My feet are perfect and I still get a lot of foot fetish requests like pedal pumping and fruit crushing.” Uh, what’s that? [Radar]
So what do you think? I’m thinking he should definitely have stuck with Sandra.