Man Resists Arrest … Using His Junk As A Weapon

Marium Varinauskas, a 28-year-old engineer in the U.K., had an interesting reaction when the police arrived at his house after his girlfriend called them to complain about his drunk and disorderly behavior. As a female sheriff approached him, he jumped on the couch, dropped his pants, and started swinging his peen around wildly. Evidently, the officer had to duck in order to avoid getting hit. In court, Varinauskas’ lawyer said, “He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologizes profusely and is extremely embarrassed.” In the end, he was fined about $900. But the best line of the article on this incident? “The officer suffered no injuries.” Hooray. [Newser]