Do you rock at trivia? Listen to the music on your iPod with big, “Natalie Portman in ‘Garden State’” headphones? Have a slight lisp? Guess what? Guys — or at least the guys at Asylum — find those qualities hot. We appreciate that they took the time to ruminate on these oh-so randomly inexplicable sexy qualities. So, in return, we’ve put together a list of 25 guys we find hot, though we don’t quite know why …
- Guys who wear tighty whities
- Guys who consider themselves feminists but not just to pick up chicks at pro-choice rallies
- Guys who pet strangers’ dogs on the street
- Guys who are in bands but are not the lead singer
- Guys who have a lot of plants
- Guys who don’t have a Facebook page
- Guys who need help parallel parking
- Guys who are sort of slovenly
- Guys without health insurance
- Guys who seem preppy/business-like at first, but are then covered in tattoos
- Guys who refer to others as “son”
- Guys who are on that line where you just can’t tell if they’re gay or straight
- Guys who are obsessed with superheroes
- Guys who admit that they have no sense of direction
- Guys with big noses and acne scars
- Guys who collect sneakers
- Guys who likes girls with really short hair
- Guys who blush
- Guys who only buy guy food at the grocery store (like meat and Gatorade)
- Guys who sit on “boyfriend couches” while their girlfriends/wives are shopping
- Guys who get embarrassed about their naked bodies
- Guys who hum/talk to themselves
- Guys with paint on their clothes
- Guys who really like candy
- Guys who think not-obviously hot girls and fleshy chicks in paintings are hot
[Asylum]
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