Quotable: Proof That Spencer Pratt Is A Dog

“[We] were just playing with one of his new toys and the rope slipped out of my mouth when Rainbow tugged. Very innocent, but it definitely hurt. I play like this with all our puppies. But I’ll think twice about sticking the toy in my mouth next time.”

Spencer Pratt, explaining why he bit his tongue so hard he needed stitches [People Pets]