Jennifer Aniston Sniffs Out A Way To Save Her Career — A Perfume Line!

Ami Angelowicz | March 8, 2010 - 7:10 pm

Well, it looks like Jennifer Aniston didn’t need our suggestions about how to save her career after all. She came up with an idea all her own. Drum roll … she’s launching her own perfume line! Why didn’t we think of that? Here we were rooting for a sex tape or artificial insemination. There are no details currently available about eau de Jennifer, but we have no doubt that we will be seeing her in a ridiculous perfume ad very soon. Sadly, we hear that she is having some trouble coming up with a name. We can help with that! After the jump, some name suggestions for Jen’s celebrity scent. [Celebitchy]

  • Tabloid. With a hint of paper stock, so you can pretend your life is fascinating enough that everyone cares about the minutiae.
  • Be Friends. The sexy scent for the woman who never gets the guy.
  • Ovary. For the woman who is still fertile after 40.
  • Cougar. You too can get John Mayer and promote your best friend’s awful television show in one clean scent.
  • The Rachel. Smells like shampoo, to remind everyone of the famous haircut.
  • Divorcee. She may be younger, but his new woman’s scent doesn’t compare to yours.
  • Mexican Getaway. Ultra refreshing, like a vacation from the paps.
  • Om. For the yoga fanatic.
  • Jealousy. Just because you can’t show it doesn’t mean you can’t smell like it.
  • Girl Next Door. Because there’s nothing wrong with being America’s sweetheart.