Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of March 5th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.bogart4017 in Quick Pic: If Jessica Simpson Haunted Your Nightmares

“Only if she shaved her brows and played the Incredible Hulk”

b_brilliance in Quotable: Solange Isn’t Feeling The Lack Of Color In Nylon

“upsetting? yes. shocking? no. just another noun (person/place/thing) that doesn’t readily acknowledge the fact that black people like cool stuff too. life goes on.”

steelmagnolia in Liveblogging “The Bachelor” Finale!

“Hopefully if Tenley’s heart gets broken her woodland creature friends can get together and cheer her up somehow.”

koshka in This Romper Makes Bikinis Look Bad

“subtly sexy? this must be a level of subtleness that humans cannot detect.

i’ll ask my cat and get back with you.”

Colleen in Quick Pic: What Is Shaun White Doing On The Cover Of Rolling Stone?

“d) Fire crotch”

ElleSays in Use Mosquito Noises To Determine A Blind Date’s Age

“I’ve heard of the mosquito sound.. apparently kids were using it as a ring tone in schools, because adults can’t hear it… and some convenience store was using it outside to keep kids from loitering because it’s really annoying and again, adults can’t hear it… there was a file online you could play… and ummm.. I could hear it… I guess I have immature ears”

AtlantaGirl10 in 29 Things You’re Too Old For As Of Your 29th Birthday

“wow. we are in our 30’s and we violate at least 1/2 of these. maybe 30 IS the new 20 wink”