Marion Cotillard Is One Jalouse Bitch

Maid Marion strikes again! Miss Cotillard is having quite the moment lately, getting greased up last month for the cover of Another magazine, and now gracing the front page of French fashion rag Jalouse.

But that’s not all—the latest installment of the Lady Dior video series is out, which puts Marion in obscure film noir mini-dramas. “Lady Rouge” is truly a must-watch because of its corny randomness. First, the actress is filmed talking to a mystery man (“I saw her!”) while sexily stroking her legs. Next, Cotillard is singing a truly awful power ballad, and then somehow transforms into a scary, scary man from “The Matrix.” Uh, what? See for yourself after the jump. [Jalouse]