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Loose Lips: Robert Pattinson Should Be Scaring Women Away With The Things He Says

Out of all the “Twilight” stars, Robert Pattinson seems to be the one who has been sucked the furthest into the fame vortex. Mr. Edward Cullen has become a subject of obsession for tabloids and Twihards across the globe. Pattinson hysteria has reached the point where his face is on a variety of strange products and the actor is being bombarded by fans and paparazzi to the point where he got hit by a car while fleeing from them. As a counter strike to all this deep-seated infatuation, Pattinson seems to take any chance he can to say something so stupid or bizarre that it should send women running the other way. But because Pattinson is some strange aphrodisiac, the ladies won’t leave, no matter what he says. In a recent appearance on “The View,” Pattinson was asked about dating an older women. He replied, “I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America … She’s vibrant; it’s sexy. I think the more age the better.”

Great for Betty White—a bummer for those of us not carrying an AARP card. Keep on reading for some other off-kilter Rob quotes.On his feelings of lady flowers:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.” [Details]

On his hygiene:

“These jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene—it’s so disgusting!” [Us Weekly]

On Edward Cullen:

“When you read the script, it’s like saying ‘Edward Cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do it. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy. So that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin, so there’s clearly some issues there.” [The Insider]

On himself in general:

“I’m just a big, hard tool.” [No Good TV]

On his signature hairstyle:

“Sometimes I just take my head out of my a**!” [The Insider]

On Taylor Lautner’s bod:

“It was incredibly annoying when I saw Taylor’s transformation. I realized just having a pre-pubescent girl’s body wasn’t going to work for me any more.” [Marie Claire UK]

On his one serious relationship:

“The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.” [Details]

On getting a fan to strip:

“You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing? [A fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like um, just take your clothes off.” [People]

On his ways with woman and stalkers:

“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks—all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”

On his relationship with romance:

“I can’t think of a single romantic thing that I’ve ever done” [People]

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