I was cruising around the internet today, when I came across this H&M ad for men’s denim. For whatever reason (ahem), my eyes migrated to his crotch, where I found … not much. Is it just me, or has this male model’s crotch been Photoshopped into near oblivion? There just isn’t much there. In fact, where his family jewels should, say, pooch, they’re practically inverted. And the whole package looks rather, er, foreshortened. What do you think about this case of the penis gone missing?